Chris Pratl's World

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

The heavy metal hypocrisy rant

So I'm perusing the MySpace account I've pretty much left dormant for months now simply because I forget most of these inane social networks. I'm tired of idiots I knew 20-years ago finding me and wanting to "reconnect." I didn't like you then, nor you me, and what has changed in two decades? I've gotten worse if nothing else, but...I digress. Anyway, as most know I'm a lifelong disciple of heavy metal music. For me, it has always been more than a fad, more than a musical persuasion. For true metal music fans it is a way of life. It's not the insipidity one saw on Beavis and Butthead, though the accuracy of some of our more ill-distinguished brethren is uncanny to say the least. Still, heavy metal music is a privilege, not a right. You have a right to cloud your heads and souls with such ridiculousness like Hannah Montana, Britney Spears, this American Idol abortion, what have you. You have to be accepted, welcomed into the metal fray, case closed. We never wanted posers or half-asses in our circle - it dilutes the pool.

Supremacy? Possibly. I prefer to call it securing a small chasm of our own in an already over-populated sty. Call it what you will, but metal has always been a thinker's music, for except for classical music metal music is the cerebral fix for music fans that understand it.



That said, I was reading a post by two men who call themselves Gaahl and King ov Hell formerly from the Norwegian black metal band Gorgoroth, with King now fronting his new band, Ov Hell. They were informing the fan base of the current developments of an ongoing lawsuit they had with Regain Records, who illegally distributed a live album by the band a couple of years back. Well, to save any long-winded explanations of that showdown, I was reading the comments below from "fans" and saw a few posts denigrating Gaahl and calling him a "faggot," and a host of other manly names issued without care when securely safe behind some monitor screen. Considering Gaahl's past indiscretions and general intolerance for stupid people (a trait we certainly share) safety, however cowardly, was the smartest recourse.

Now, while I espouse to any ears willing to listen the virtues and solidarity of metal fans, why does a small "redneck" bunch of walking, talking diseases mar this happy place? Is homophobia such a rampant epidemic? If I wished to label the multitude of musicians that are gay or bisexual your minds might implode. Rob Halford, Melissa Etheridge, Elton John, the late Freddie Mercury, Liberace were and are all amazing performers, all openly gay, and there's a few more "quietly gay" metal men out there you'd certainly love to know, but don't wish to hear about, right? My question is who the flying fuck cares about who's gay or straight? Does it really hinder your love for the musician's music to find out they prefer one sex over another? Does their choice of life partner really diminish the musician's body of work?

Sadly, to some metal fans it does.

While heavy metal music if the most cerebral music next to classical compositions, it's also the most bigoted and uninformed. I'm not the most liberal guy on the planet, that's for sure, but as long as I've been a Judas Priest fan (dating back to 1980) I had suspicions that Mr. Halford might be gay, but it never bothered me. Who the hell am I to care, and why the hell should he care that I do or don't care? In the realm of metal music, no one genre holds such high values and low tolerance like black metal. In servitude to Satan and all of the trappings associated with such subjugation, this band of renegade fans prides itself on free-thought, pissing on the Christian doctrines and beliefs at any given opportunity, and personal enlightenment. I don't necessarily mind bashing the living entity of weakness known as organized religion, but purporting service to Satan is trading one crutch for another, yes? Again, I digress...As a fan of black metal music myself I know very well the lineage and history of the genre, more so than most of my contemporaries today since I lived through both the original phase from the early 80's with Venom, Mercyful Fate, Bathory and Celtic Frost to the current Scandinavian wave of the early 90's with Mayhem, Burzum, Emperor and Vinterland. It's a vibrant, fascinating study of the solitude and inner workings of an alternative point of view from some highly astute and educated people. Black metal nowadays is branching itself out into Pagan roots, ambient folk tunes with dark themes and nature as a living entity. The evolution is fascinating and rich in itself. Equally rich is the arrogance and brutality of such narrow-mindedness when it comes to our supposed heroes being "flawed" or having lifestyle choices perceived as flaws.

(Collage made by Vregak_666)

I've never seen such animosity like I've seen in the metal community. So Gaahl is gay, so fucking what? He's still a fine black metal musician, a fine writer of thought-inducing lyrics and an accomplished painter. He also has a family, friends, beliefs, loves, wants, needs and dreams...like all of us! So why is it so imperative that his life partner be one we must accept? Why must we exclude him from the party? He was invited before most of these idiots spreading such nonsense! It's not for us to decide who one person falls in love with or who another prefers as a life mate. The one thing I find necessary to point out to some of our more ignorant and mentally-complacent friends is that being gay does not center only around sex. Why is it that some people cringe when they find out that a person is gay? Because they automatically picture them in bed with a member of the same sex and immediately become disgusted. Being gay does not center around sex, you self-righteous automatons! And if you read about some of the lurid details in the tabloid papers about the sex lives of some of the straight stars you'd cringe just as hard, believe me! Love and feelings are what drives attraction in most people, as does a shared love of certain hobbies and beliefs. The fact that I have had to turn by rant against bigoted metal fans into a crusade for gay rights impedes on my personal time...you select ignorant few should know better!

I love my metal brethren, and I am proud and honored to be among the elite few that call this form of music my home and my lifestyle, but for too many years this bigotry and self-serving idealism has been raping the base of its natural intention. Metal music is free-thinking, self-preservation, and protection from the "normalcy" of a world that doesn't understand or accept us. We were and still are shunned, looked down upon, cursed at, ridiculed, unfairly categorized and labeled, ostracized and ignored. For years we stood up and spat in the face of such arrogance and claimed for the gods to hear, "We don't need you...fuck off!" And we did it! And we rose above and exceeded all predictions of our generation wasting away in a haze of dope smoke or suicide. We managed to overcome bigotry and hypocrisy by being simply what we are: metal fans and caring people who guard what we hold dear for all it's worth.

Now imagine the metal fan or musician who happens to be gay.

He or she suffered right along with us, and he or she is also family by putting in the hours and laborious efforts to keep our genre strong. Who the hell are we to care about their love preferences?

Grow up!

Thursday, December 3, 2009

All-American Comics has a sale that can't be missed!




All-American Comics in Evergreen Park, Illinois will be having its annual Christmas sale starting December 5 and running until January 3. Deals galore are there to be had, with all back issues 50% off the sticker price, and all pulps, hardcovers and trades are 20%off (previously marked-down books are an additional 5% off that price).

If you're looking for some Gold, a damn fine amount of Silver and Bronze Age, as well as modern books look no further! Carl has the sale going on and it lasts from Saturday, December 5, to January 3. All sales are cash-and-carry, so get in there and grab some stellar books. He has a ton of Silver Age Superboys, Spider-Mans, and Thor, not to mention a hefty number of bronze X-Men, Fantastic Four, Daredevil, Supermans, you name it!

The shop is located at 3576 W. 95th St in Evergreen Park, so get in there and buy some comic goodies for the Christmas stocking! Call 708-425-7555 for hours or visit the website linked above! Don't miss out!

New Comics Day: December 10, 2009

It's that time of the week again for the list of next week's books that arrives in my email and then right into your house! There's a good number of Blackest Night tie-in books coming as well as another Amazing Spidey Gauntlet book, and a Spidey Secret Wars #1. There's also another part to the X-Men Necrosha saga coming in, so get to your LCS and grab 'em up! Don't forget to visit Carl at All-American Comics in Evergreen Park for these books...and his sale!

MARVEL
Amazing Spider-Man #614 gauntlet
Black Widow Deadly Origin #2
Dark Reign List Punisher One Shot 2nd print
Dark Reign the List Wolverine 2nd print
Dark X-Men #2
Deadpool #18
Deathlok #2
Enders Game War of Gifts One-Shot
Ghost Riders Heavens on Fire #5
Incredible Hulk #605
Invincible Iron Man #21
Marvel 70th Anniversary Frame Art One-shot
Marvelous land of Oz #1 2nd print
Nation X #1
New Avengers Annual #3
Punisher Noir #4
Punishermax #2
Realm of Kings Imperial Guard #2
Spider-Man and the Secret Wars #1
Sword #2
Uncanny X-Men First Class #6
War Machine #12
Web of Spider-Man #3 gauntlet
What If? World War Hulk
Wolverine Under the Boardwalk
X-Men Forever #13
X-Men Noir Mark of Cain #1
X-Necrosha The Gathering #1

DC
Action #884
Adventure Comics #5 blackest night
Batgirl #5
Booster Gold #27 blackest night
DCU Holiday Special 2009 #1
Doom Patrol #5 blackest night
Green Arrow Black Canary #27
Magog #4
R.E.B.E.L.S. #11 blackest night
Red Robin #7
Secret Six #16
The Shield #4
Titans #20

DC/VERTIGO
Daytripper #1
DMZ #48
Unwritten #8

DC/WILDSTORM
Dantes Inferno #1
Gen 13 #33
Modern Warfare 2 Ghost 2 #2
Red Herring #5

INDEPENDENT
A Very Zombie Christmas
Anchor #3
Anywhere #1
AOD Ash Saves Obama #4
Astounding Wolf-Man #20
Beyond the Wall #2
BPRD War on Frogs #4
Citizen Rex #6
Complete Dracula #4
Days Missing #5
Don Bluth Space Ace #4
Donatello Brain Thief #3
Farscape Dargos Quest #1
Ghostbusters Past Present Future One-Shot
God Complex #1
Groo Hogs of Horder #2
Incarnate #3
Jon Sable Freelance Ashes of Eden #3
Legion Prophets #4
Mangalicious Tick #4
Phonogram 2 #6
Pilot Season Murderer #1
Star Trek Alien Spotlight Cardassians
Star Wars Clone Wars #11
Tank Girl Nuggets One Shot
Tarot Witch of the Black Rose #59
Terry Moore's Echo #17
Vampirella Second Coming #4
Walking Dead #68

TRADES & HARDCOVERS
Batman The Cult TPB New Printing
Battlestar Galactica Final Five TPB
Booster Gold Blue & Gold TPB
Boys Definitive ED HC VOL 2 W/Slipcover
Crossing Empty Quarter & Other Stories HC
Dark Reign Underside TPB
Ex Machina Vol 8 Dirty Tricks TPB
Genext United TP
House of M HC Spider-Man Fantastic Four X-Men
JLA Year One TPB New Printing
Kindling James Jean Poster Book
Love Buzz GN
MMW Golden Age Sub-Mariner HC Vol 3
Ms. Marvel Vol 7 Dark Reign TPB
Runaways Good Die Young TPB
Sky Doll TP Vol 01
Spider-Man Red-Headed Stranger HC
Superman Supergirl Maelstrom TPB
Terra TPB
Tomb of Dracula Omnibus HC Vol 02 DM ED
Ultimatum March On Ultimatum TPB
Ultimatum X-Men Fantastic Four TPB
Uncanny X-Men First Class Hated and Feared TPB
Vietnam Journal Vol 1 Indian Country TPB
What if Classic TP Vol 06
X-Factor Overtime Prem HC
X-Men Spider-Man TP

MAGAZINES
Alter Ego #90
Comic Shop News
DC Superhero Figurine Coll Mag #21 Raven
Doctor Who Magazine #415
Heavy Metal January 2010
Illustration Magazine #28
Judge Dredd Megazine #291
Lost Magazine #26
Toyfare #150 mattel WWE
Video Watchdog #153

KIDS
Archie & Friends #138
Cars Radiator Springs #4
Marvel Adventures Spider-man Vol 14 Thwip Digest
Marvel Adventures Super Heroes #18
Mickey Mouse & Friends #298
Muppet Show ongoing #0
Pals N Gals Double Digest #137
Scooby Doo #151
Super Friends #22
Toy Story #0

Sunday, November 29, 2009

Metal Psalter asked me aboard!

So I'm pretty happy tonight despite my hockey team blowing the shootout! Metal Psalter has asked me aboard to write for/with them about metal music, my other passion in life! When it comes to heavy metal music I have always said it's the thinker's music, deeply cerebral despite the caveats surrounding it from "concerned" groups over the years. That's not to say I count myself a brilliant man, but a thinker? Hell yes!

I'm a pretty happy camper tonight, all things considered.

Saturday, November 28, 2009

New Comics Day: December 3, 2009

With all of the Blackest Night stories running wild, each new book week gets more and more fun, and this week will be no exception! Blackest Night: Wonder Woman and Blackest Night: Flash look to be great, as do the milieu of books below. Be sure to stop by All-American Comics in Evergreen Park if you're in the area!

MARVEL
Anita Blake Laughing Corpse Executioner #2
Black Widow and the Marvel Girls #1
Captain America Theater of War Prisoners of Duty
Dark Avengers Annual #1
Dark Tower Battle of Jericho Hill #1
Deadpool Team-Up #898
Fall of the Hulks Alpha
Giant Size Spider-Man Hulk Iron Man
Hulk Winter Guard
Iron Man Requiem
Iron Man VS Whiplash #1
Marvels Project #4 epting variant
Nova #32
Psylocke #2
Siege The Cabal
Spider-Man Noir Eyes Without a Face #1 calero variant
Spin Angels #4
Starr the Slayer #4
Strange #2
Thor #604
Torch #4
Ultimate Comics Spider-Man #5
What If? Secret Invasion
X-Babies #3 regular cover
X-Force Annual #1
X-Men #518

DC
Batman and Robin #2 4th print
Batman Confidential #38
Batman the Unseen #5
Blackest Night The Flash #1
Blackest Night Wonder Woman #1
Jonah Hex #50
JSA All Stars #1
Lobo Highway to Hell #2
Mighty #11
Red Tornado #4
Superman World of New Krypton #10
The Great Ten #2
Warlord #9

DC/VERTIGO
Cinderella from Fabletown with Love #2
Greek Street #6
House of Mystery #20
Jack of Fables #40
Scalped #33
Sweet Tooth #4

DC/WILDSTORM
Authority #17
Free Realms #4
North 40 #6

INDEPENDENT
1001 Arabian Nights Adventures of Sinbad #10
28 Days Later #4
Absolution #4
Aliens #4
Athena #3
Barack the Barbarian #3
Boys #37
Dingo #1 cover a
Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? #6
Doctor Who Classics Series 2 #13
Empowered One-Shot
Existence 3.0 #1
Female Force #8 barbara walters
GI Joe #12
Glamourpuss #10
Grimjack Manx Cat #5
Hack Slash The Series #28
Haunt #1 3rd print
Haunt #3 mcfarlane b&w cover
Image United #1 collectors edition
Invincible Presents Atom Eve & Rex Splode #2
Kill Audio #3
King City #3
Knights of the Dinner Table #156
Legend of Isis #7
Legion Prophets #2
Legion Prophets #3
Mice Templar Destiny #5
Phantom Generations #6
Political Power #4 ted kennedy
Roger Corman Presents Black Scorpion #1
Savage Dragon #155
Secret History Book 07
Starstruck #4
Supergod #2
Sword #20
Talisman Road of Trials #2
The Good the Bad the Ugly #6
Tom Corbett Space Cadet #3
Transformers Best of UK Prey #5
Vincent Price Presents #13

TRADES & HARDCOVERS
365 Samurai & Few Bowls of Rice SC
Batman The Cat And The Bat TPB
Binky Brown Meets The Holy Virgin Mary GN
Bionicle Gn Vol 7 Realm Of Fear TPB
Black Panter TP Deadliest of Species
Chronicles of Kull TP Vol 01 King Comics Riding
Chronicles of Solomn Kane TP Vol 1
Doctor Grordbort Presents Victory HC
Doctor Who Through Time And Space TPB
Electropolis TP
Essential X-Factor TP Vol 03
Ex Machina Deluxe Edition HC Vol 02
Exiles Ultimate Collection TP Book 03
Little Lulu Vol 21 Miss Feenys Folly & Stories TPB
Myspace Presents Dark Horse TP Vol 05
New Mutants Prem HC Return of Legion
Popeye HC Vol 04 Plunder Island
Rann Thanagar Holy War TP Vol 02
Spawn Origins TP Vol 03
Star Wars Clone Wars Vol 1 Slaves Of The Republic TPB
Star Wars Legacy TO Vol 07 Storms
Street Fighter Legends Vol 2 Chun Li TPB
Street Fighter Vol 5 Kick Into Turbo TPB
Tales from Wonderland TP Vol 02
Teen Titans Deathtrap TPB
Tick Color Series Complete Works TP Vol 01
Transmetropolitan Vol 5 Lonely City New Ed TPB
Trojan War Prem HC
Unthinkable TP
What It Is HC
Wolverine Waepon X 100 Project TPB
Yoshitaka Amanos Mateki The Magic Flute HC

KIDS
Archie Double Digest #204
Betty #183
Cartoon Network Action Pack #44
Donald Duck And Friends #348
The Incredibles #3
Looney Tunes #181
Simpsons Winter Wingding #4
Sonic the Hedgehog #207

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

CD Review: Gumo Maniacs - Priest Of Lucifer



Try to imagine a band that sounds as if they stepped right out of 1980s black/thrash oblivion. Now try to add to that the fact that they don't sound dated or typical (at least not by the current standard) and you've got Gumo Maniacs, a speed/trash/black metal band from the bowels of Germany.

The obvious comparisons to Slayer, Death SS and Hobbs' Angel of Death aside, Gumo Maniacs is a truly inspired trio that took pages directly from the book of Hell-spawn metal music and captured that raw, hellish 80s sound that I have missed so severely. The CD is called "Priest of Lucifer," which seems to carry with it a typical rolling of the eyes since every damn band on earth seems to be possessed by the Norwegian black metal sound (and doing it badly I might add - the originals are the true pioneers of that sound, leave it alone!). As I said, this CD has the early speedy Slayer elements mixed with some of the more obscure bands from the 80s like Massacre, Possessed, early Death Angel, Sodom, Kreator and a host of other worthy bands. While the band has speed elements that are undeniable, they also have a good old-school groove to certain tracks that changes up the tempo nicely when you least expect it. It's easy to see where these guys get their inspiration, and it's quite the book of merit to gather from, that's for sure. Some bands, like the mighty Venom, get the concept and work with what limited resources they have or had to create something magical that stands the test of time. Gumo Maniacs combined elements of the best of the best and created...this!



The album is a relentless assault on virgin and harlot ears, giving newbies a real look at the wonderful metal world we had long before rap-rock and "power" metal with the silly Hammerfall-esque sound tainted our history with watered-down sap passing off as real heavy metal. There is no reinvention of the wheel here, but the songs are catchy, the riffs are solid and focused and the vocals are legible, something severely lacking in the post-Mayhem black metal realm. On top of that, the production is clean and precise, retaining just a hint of the old-school feel while applying some of the finer points of modern-day mixing. Song titles include "Invert the Cross," "Kill Again Tonight," "Ashes to Ashes," "Priest of Lucifer," and "Thor." I highly recommend this CD to anyone with a true understanding and interest in the history of speed and black metal music that has absolutely nothing to do with Norway's 15th century churches being burned or band members killing each other for monies owed or power. This is as in-your-face heavy metal as it gets and if you're so inclined check them out at the link below.

This CD gets 5/5 for me - classic in the making already!

Gumo Manicas MySpace

Friday, November 20, 2009

Marvel Comics: A personal editorial

My articles on the Amazing Spider-Man #611 issue have caused a great deal of feedback, both for and against my position, and I'm thankful for that. After all, what's the point of writing these pieces if the public doesn't respond? However, I do feel that I should address a few points I've been "called-out" on in the last couple of days and a couple that I haven't clarified.

First, I do not hate Marvel Comics. My favorite character, Spider-Man, is a Marvel creation, as well as Daredevil, Captain America, the Avengers, Thor, Hulk, X-Men, and a host of other characters I've read and enjoyed over the years. That said, I absolutely hate what the current administration is doing to the characters. When dealing with comic books, much like our rival "gamer" crowd, we're very passionate and protective of our characters. We invest time, love, and especially money into them. We grow with them, suffer with them, triumph with them and want the best for them. Do we need lives? Possibly, but you have admire our tenacity, yes? Anyway, Marvel has a wonderful and rich history, but that doesn't mean all of its decisions have been good ones. Yes, the same can be said for DC and the still-clueless Image company, but Marvel has run the gamut on taking exceptional liberties with its stable of creations. I won't get into specific examples, but they are there and they are part of the history, no matter how inept or convoluted the story-lines are to certain origins and lineages. This is not changing with the times or updating the stable for the audience because the core audience, as I've mentioned, is my age (38) or older. That is the demographic that mainly supports the hobby, and that's simply a fact. It's flat irresponsibility on the specific editor's part for allowing these liberties to be taken.

Next, I complain about Marvel loudly to anyone that will listen, but yes, I do still buy Daredevil and Spider-Man with the occasional Cap thrown in for good measure (Epting!!). I buy them because I simply cannot give up on a character I have grown up with and loved for most of my life. I know damn well my eight bucks, maybe $11 a month is not keeping Marvel going, but that's part of my point. I am answering Marvel's lack of good creative teams by not buying the books I've loved for years, like Thor, Avengers and the like. I am practicing what I preach by not buying book I feel inferior to what it once might have been, and I'm fine with that. I don't lament about not seeing a good Avengers story anymore (Norman Osborn - head of the U.S. now?? A new Avengers with Bullseye as Hawkeye?? Come on! Okay, I lamented a little.) I'm sorry to not be buying them anymore, but if the book stinks, in my opinion, I quit, case closed. It's a bit of double-talk on my part I'm sure, but I love Spidey and DD and simply want to keep getting them. So when something like the 611 issue pops up, an obviously low-rent, throw-away issue, it offends me because, frankly, I don't want to stop buying the one character that started me on this wondrous road of comics. It's an insult to myself and the thousands of comic fans that don't have time to troll boards and comment on various blogs. We are out there, trust me. I just happen to have both worlds open to me, one for work and on for pleasure. In short, I don't want the last two books I love to fall into a Dark Reign/Siege storyline that infects and pollutes the comic book gene pool. This is more about bad writing/art than anything else. It's just my opinion on what I, as a prolific buyer of books every week, see as wrong with Marvel and why I personally don't buy most of the books anymore.

The last thing I want is to see Marvel go under or die. This Disney merger still frightens me because, despite the company's stringent denials of interfering with the books, nothing is set in stone. Do you honestly believe that Disney, a very child-oriented company, is going to allow a Punisher MAX title to remain on shelves? That's simply not going to happen. The first issue alone had multitudinous "F" words throughout, hence my quitting that title that day. I'm far from some prude, but I don't need that shortcut-to-thinking writing in my books. The whole reason Disney has promised not to step into the comics area so far is because they have yet to see exactly what books are out there for consumption. Trust me, nothing is promised when it comes to business. I could very well be wrong, and I hope I am, because the last thing I want is for comics to go the way of Disney's own line of comics, which they've already discontinued and dismissed as "non-factor."

The fact is we should all buy comics you like, whether the masses like them or not, and when I mentioned that we should not give up our Spidey book without a fight, the fight can easily be taken to Marvel's editors by way of letters, either snail-mail or email, or by quitting a book that stinks. Let your disdain and praise be heard, whether you've been reading for one year or 40! I simply wish Marvel would pay more attention to its audience that doesn't visit blogs and boards because that's the one that matters. These people buy anywhere from 30-150 books per week! They've been buying and reading since they were kids themselves, and they are the silent majority that should be adhered to weekly. Today's comics, as I've said time and again, are not bought by kids anymore. The target audience Marvel shoots for does not exist anymore; we have hardly any kids come into our LCS, and when they do it's the parents trying to pass along the torch of comicdom to them. today's teenagers, more than likely, will not be buying comics in the next five years. That's not to say that some out there won't, but the overall picture is a bleak one. While comics sales were up last year, in the wake of a recession we need all of the good books we can get stocking the shelves. People are not quitting book at my LCS, but they are dropping titles to fit their budgets and most of them have been Marvels. Some, like myself, held on for dear life, hoping the books would improve and overall, to their personal chagrin, they didn't. No one has tons of cash to dole out for variant covers these days, and that's why I'm laughing out loud that the Image #1 that hits stores next week has, count them, 10 covers! Uh, Image...remember 1996??

All of this aside, I'd like to thank all of the people that left comments on my page, both for and against my position and/or reviews. I stand by what I said, but wanted to clarify a few things before people get the impression I'm an anti-Marvel guy. I'm an anti-crap guy, happily and loudly. So far Marvel has done crappy things with its books and characters.

Buy what is good, support what's worth your money

Comic book review - Amazing Spider-Man 612




Utterly amazing, hence the title.

Hot on the heels of one of the more controversial issues of Amazing Spider-Man issues to date comes one of the better ones this longtime fan has read in at least a couple of years. The past, however recent, is the past. A huge editorial mistake was made with #611, so we move on like good comic fans should. This issue has one heck of a storyline in the making, people!

Max Dillon, a.k.a. Electro, one of the more underrated rogues in Spider-Man's gallery, has made a smashing return...as a voice for the people! Electro...a hero?! So it seems, folks, and so far I'm really liking where it's going. Void of the typical trappings of "old-villain-resurrection-plots" this storyline sees a bitter Max Dillon lamenting about his lot in life. Feeling shafted by "the man" and the big corporations, Dillon decides to take his plight to the people of New York City with surprising results. You might find yourself confused at the end of the issue as to who to root for, and it's a welcome surprise. It's a real positive after such a negative one-shot last week and I must honestly say this is one of the best Spider-Man books I've read in recent months, hands down.

Competently handled by writer Mark Waid and nicely penciled by Paul Azaceta, this arc has historic aspirations, and with the first issue actually living up to its pre-publication noise the last thread on the Marvel sweater has some length left for this writer/fan. I think if you're as disappointed as I am with the last ish of Spidey, I implore you to at least give this one a chance. What's being done with Electro is innovative, original and very appreciated in these times of economic trouble; we have a voice we can all relate to on some level, even if he is an arch villain from 1964. Check out the slideshow below to see Electro through the years. Just when I was ready to thrown in the Marvel towel I'm a little less angry than I was earlier, and even though this is the proverbial deck-chair-off-the-Titanic scenario it at least slows the bleeding a bit.

Five of five stars for me so far - give it a shot and try really hard to forget issue 611 exists if you're so inclined. Don't give it up yet...not without a fight!

New Comics Day: November 25, 2009

Despite the turmoil of this week's Spidey fiasco, the show must go on with more comic goodies for the coming week. Don't forget to stop in and see Carl and the gang at All-American Comics if you're in the Chicago area! Here's what's coming next week:


Amazing Spider-Man #613
Avengers The Initiative #30
Criminal Sinners #2
Daredevil #501 2nd print
Dark Avengers Ares #2
Dark Reign List Hulk One Shot 2nd print
Dark Reign List Secret Warriors One Shot 2nd print
Dark Tower The Fall of Gilead #6
Dark Wolverine #80
Deadpool #16 2nd print
Enders Shadow Command School #3
Fantastic Four #573
Guardians of the Galaxy #20
Halo Helljumper #5
Hulk #17
Immortal Weapons #5
Incredible Hercules #138
Invincible Iron Man #20
Models Inc #4
Ms. Marvel #47
New Avengers #59
New Mutants #7 x-necrosha tie-in
Powers #1
Secret Warriors #10
Son of Hulk #17
Son of Marvel Reading Chronology
Spider-Man Clone Saga #3
Thor Defining Moments Giant-Size #1
Ultimate Comics Avengers #4
Vengeance of Moon Knight #2 2nd print
Web of Spider-Man #2
Wolverine First Class #21
Wolverine Magazine #4
X-Men #517
X-Men Forever #12

DC
Arkham Reborn #2
Blackest Night #2 3rd print
Blackest Night #5
Booster Gold #26 2nd print
Detective Comics #859
Doom Patrol #4 2nd print
Gotham City Sirens #6
Green Lantern #48
Justice League Cry for Justice #5
Justice League of America #39
Justice Society of America #33
R.E.B.E.L.S. #10 2nd print
Superman #694
Superman Secret Origin #3
Teen Titans #77
The Web #3
Wonder Woman #38
Worlds Finest #2

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Days Missing #4
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Emily the Strange 13th Hour #2
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Gold Digger Tech Manuel #9
I Am Legion #6
Image United #1
Jericho Season 3 #1
Last Resort #4
Lone Ranger #19
Milo Ventimiglia Presents Berserker #3 haun cover
No Hero #7 zombies cover
President Evil #3 Eat Press
Project Superpowers Meet the Bad Guys #4
Queen Sonja #2
Sky Pirates of Neo Terra #3
Spartacus Blood And Sand #2
Star Trek Nero #4
Star Wars Legacy #42
Tales of the TMNT #64
Tarot Witch of the Black Rose #59
The Goon #33
Tick New Series #1
TMNT #1 full color one shot
Transformers Tales of the Fallen #4
Usagi Yojimbo #124


TRADES & HARDCOVERS
ACME Novelty Library HC #19
Archie New Look Series Vol 3 Breakup Blues TPB
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Avengers Iniative TP Vol 04 Disassembled
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Captain America Death of Captain America HC
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Deadpool Classic Vol. 3 TPB
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Justice League International TP Vol. 3
MMW Deathlok HC Vol 1
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Star Comics TP All-Star Collection Vol 01 GN
Winter Men TPB
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2000 AD Pack Oct 2009
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Heroes Magazine #12
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Wizard the Guide to Comics #219

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Archie #603
Batman Brave and the Bold #11
Betty and Veronica Double Digest #176
Billy Batson and the Magic of Shazam #10
Futurama Comics #46
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Marvel Adventures Spider-Man #57
Monsters Inc Laugh Factory #3
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Uncle Scrooge #385

Thursday, November 19, 2009

Amazing Spider-Man 611 backlash continues

It seems the debacle known as Amazing Spider-Man #611 has really picked up momentum over at the Comic Book Resources board. Note the response from Eric Canete, the book's artist, says about it on his blog:

And I can't tell whether or not the love/hate split for #611 goes right down the middle, but I wonder if there's any way I can cajole Marvel's editorial offices to just alienate the remaining 50% by letting me do just that - 13 issues back to back.

Let's ask, shall we?

In the mean time, here's 11 pages of the issue in black and white for your viewing pleasure. For the full effect (the AWESOME and HILARIOUS plot by JOE KELLY, word balloons, colors, etc.) *and* in order to support my plight in making every Spiderman fan nervous for a year, please pick up the issue out on your local comic book stores' stands now. Then do me a huge ol' favor and write an e-mail to Marvel's Stephen Wacker telling him how you're part of the progressive/forward thinking 50% and how ecstatic you'd be if I could go on a year-long tear regarding the Sinister Six.

And to those who have already bought the issue, thank you SO MUCH for your patronage and for all the kind, supportive, and congratulatory e-mails. I am genuinely appreciative and I owe you folks a ton.

Have a great week.

PS - Are there really people boycotting the Spiderman books because of some event that's happened like Marvel did a whole rewind on Spiderman's history or Aunt May is now a super-spy? Really?! A boycott?! Wow, you guys are hard core.

It also includes eleven pages of black and white art from the issue.


Well, from his obviously pedestrian response to the "core" audience, I can only say that if Marvel let's this guy do any additional "art" the numbers for this book will sink faster than a lead zeppelin. It seems he simply doesn't get why the "real" audience is upset. I know Marvel doesn't get it, and they haven't for years now, but to flippantly berate the readers in the way this guy did - good luck with him Marvel! Scale pay looks really good right now, I suppose. The fact that these people on his personal blog are rooting him on and chanting to the heavens about "Making mine Marvel" again if he does more issues is utterly laughable. These wandering nomads Marvel covets like nickels and dimes do NOT support your books! They'll support Canetes' art for the 13-issues, then leave the title in the comic book dust that fast! Are you really that concerned with momentary numbers, Marvel Comics? Don't you care about the history of this character being absolutely raped over and over and over and over? Oh, wait, yes, you do only care about numbers, hence the silly zombie books that have far outlived their stay (with issue 1) and 50 variant covers per subpar comic. There's where Marvel's numbers are, folks - that's why they manage to top DC in sales! That's not an opinion, that's a fact!

I passionately love these characters and it hurts me when I see what fast-and-loose care is being given to them. We're a floundering medium now, folks - do you really want our books to die a painful, quicker death? Don't we have enough distractions keeping readers away without the books becoming jokes within themselves? My LCS, All-American Comics, has literally had six people drop Spider-Man because of this being the straw that broke a dying camel's back! Sorry, but my buddy Carl shouldn't have to worry about losing more subscribers because Marvel forgot that the little guy exists!

I can personally guarantee that if he does a 13-issue arc the resounding noise of drop lists for Spider-Man will deafen the populous! It may not show in the initial run, but watch the numbers after the deluge and see where the sales numbers stand then. What has happened here? This all seems like a large joke over at Marvel.

Hey Disney...um, help? Marvel is the proverbial elder care patient that can no longer care for itself.